Athletes/Coaches Behaving Badly – so the Jets’ head coach Sexy Rexy Ryan decided to bench Sanchez, skip over Tebow, and play the 3rd string QB. A few things here…what took Ryan so long to make this decision? He should get a pink slip as a Christmas gift! The Jets win came when McElroy was in the game. Seems like a no brainer to me. Then poor Tebow is not having a great holiday season – he was overlooked for the starting position even though he is healthy, then his girlfriend dumps him. Maybe he should try to remember during this time that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, so rejoice in knowing that Jesus is the reason for the season! Even though his professional season isn’t going so well. Then I heard Sanchez may get a pink slip for Christmas, because the Jets are eyeing Michael Vick for next year. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas; so this MMA fighter was hospitalized for having a broken bone. Not from fighting in the ring with an opponent, but from having relations with his girlfriend. I can’t make this up! Ray Elbe competed in the Ultimate Fighter Season 9 match and didn’t have any broken bones, but had relations with his girlfriend and ended up in the hospital with a broken penis. Ummmm, I told you that women are very powerful! I guess he will be giving her a lump of coal in her stocking for Christmas; Please help me understand how you gets fine while not at work? R2D2 also known as RG3 to some people has been fined $10K by the NFL for wearing Adidas gear during a post-game interview. Apparently players can only wear Nike gear, since it was approved by the NFL. You see the commish doesn’t play so stop pissing him off. The Saints are witness to this foolishness. If you keep wearing unapproved gear you will be suspended for a game next or maybe all of next season. While, I am not a fan that is crazy; I know that every investor associated with Brooklyn Nets are asking Santa for a refund or another team for Christmas. They can’t seem to get it together. Maybe they should play the Lakers every game. Just saying! Merry Christmas everyone!
I would like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest this morning – Ladies, if you are in an abusive (verbal or physical) relationship, I beg you to get out. Not matter what anyone says, IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH! Next, guns do not kill people, it’s people with guns that kill others. No matter your views on gun control, the latest incident with the Chiefs’ Jovan Belcher shooting of his girlfriend and himself is evidence that we need better gun laws and enforcement. Finally, please know that no matter what you are going through, it is not worth you killing yourself. Think about all the people in your life that your choice affects, your children, your parents, your siblings, your friends, etc. On a serious not though, go to God and tell Him all about it. He is the best listener. He will never fail you or tell others what you said; on to people to add to Santa’s Naughty List for Behaving Badly – the Lakers’ Kobe “Attention Seeker” Bryant cussed/cursed his team out after they loss to Howard’s former team, the Magic. Ummmm, he cussed/cursed everyone but Howard that is. He said that Dwight “Superman” Howard should use his bad play as a challenge for him to get better. I guess Superman does have some power; so Mike Tyson said he started to get heart tattoos on his face, but felt that it would have been too crazy. Newsflash, that tattoo on your face now is CRAZY; Baltimore’s Ed Reed sounded off yesterday, not because the Ravens loss to the Steelers, but because he thinks Commish Goodell and the NFL wants to appear concern about players safety, but in reality, that is the last thing on their minds. Hmmmm, I guess he is still made about being suspended 1 game, but he won his appeal. Let it go, but I love that he is speaking out; so Tebow and Sanchez may both be out of a job soon. The 3rd string QB, McElroy came in and won a game for the Jets. Sometimes we overlook the best thing, because we allow others to hype up other NON-FACTORS in our lives; this week’s winners – Dem Boys – did you really think they would lose to the Eagles; Falcons – the Who Dat crew is still mad; Rams – they are the 49ers kryptonite; Packers – Peterson played his heart out, but the rest of the Vikings never showed up; Broncos – they played the Bucs, so I knew this would happen; Steelers – Not sure that the Ravens knew Big Ben was not playing; Bengals – Norv Turner will add to the unemployment rate soon; Colts – even though the Lions gave it a good try, they still came up short, because Luck was on the other team’s side; Texans – I mean they only played the Titans; Chiefs – that was an emotional game for them against the Panthers. Maybe Cam took it easy on them for that reason; Jets – they only score one touchdown and won against the Cardinals. SMH; Browns – who can’t beat the Raiders; Seahawks – they were too much for the Bears; Patriots – the Dolphins shocked New England, but they still came up short; and Dem Boys from Dallas beat Philly, but they have to stop playing only second half ball! I heard that Andy Reid wants to coach in Dallas when he is fired in a few weeks. Everyone wants to be a Cowboy. Many are called, but…..you know the rest!!!
Really quick….so the Giants beat the Tigers in game 1 of the World Series. San Francisco’s Pablo Sandoval made history by hitting 3 homeruns against Detroit’s best pitcher in the game. A few things…..the Tigers may be in trouble and I do not understand why Sandoval’s nickname is Panda. I wonder if Panda Express will endorse him. Or maybe he will be the new voice of Kung Fu Panda. Just saying. Panda? Of all things, Panda; anyhoo, an 11 year old wrote Commissioner Goodell and asked if the referees could throw pink flags instead of the usual one’s for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Well, the commish granted the child’s wish. Look for the pink flags at the Jets/Dolphins’ game. Isaiah 11:6 says, “…and a little child shall lead.” Ummm, who knew all you had to do was write the commish and he would make a few changes. We should have let a few kids tell the NFL to stop acting like babies and put the real refs back to work. I have a few things that I want to suggest. Maybe one of my nieces or nephews can makes a few suggestions for me.
Athletes/Organizations/Fans Behaving Badly – After Carolina’s Cam Newton went on rant after losing to Dem Boys from Dallas Sunday, some critics say that he should not be throwing his teammates under the bus. Well, Cam also got another message from a Falcons’ fan criticizing him for calling Dallas’ Tony Romo “Boo Boo”. You guessed it Honey Boo Boo Child’s mother June told Cam You better REDNECKANIZE and stop using HER NAME. You all know I love Honey Boo Boo ‘nem, but did they get a patent on the name? I mean I know quite a few grown people, still answering to the name and calling themselves Boo Boo; the Giants make it to the World Series, but Cabrera will not be playing. Even though he has served his 50 game suspension for using performance enhancers, San Francisco managers said things are great without him. Hmmmm, he may want to start looking for a new job. I mean I would be concerned if my manager told me that my services were no longer needed; ok, so I knew that Philly fans were crazy, but I think they may be certifiable. Last Sunday, a few Eagles fans got to the stadium early and started tailgating. I mean grilling and everything. Three hours past and no one else showed up. Then one of the guys realized that Philadelphia had a bye week (Ladies, this means that they did not play a game that week). Ummmm, this is sad on so many different levels because they did this previously before they realized that the team was playing out of town. They said they love tailgating. There is a such thing as grilling at your home. They are contenders this week; the center position is being eliminated from the NBA All Star Game ballots. The NBA claims the reason for this action is most people who play center are really forwards. Hmmmm, I am going to think about this one. I don’t think I agree with that move; the NFL and Commissioner Goodell are thinking about eliminating the NFL Pro Bowl. The commish said the players should put forth more effort, when playing the game. I am confused by this because fans will still be able to vote for players to play in the Pro Bowl, but there will not be a game. What? Does that make any sense to anyone? Hmmm, the NFL and the commish are contenders this week.
Let’s meet this week’s Flag On The Play contenders – Someone please tell me why Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky has asked for a new trial? Not because he didn’t do it, but because some of the statues of limitations expired. Get outta here; British Olympic diver, Tom Daley thought it was ok to wear the logo “BRITISH GAS” across the back of his swim trunks; the New York Giants left their cars unlocked, when they went to San Francisco. When they returned home, thieves had broken into their vehicles and one car was stolen. Hello, that was just crazy. Not the breaking in of the cars, but the leaving of cars unlocked; the Steelers Ta’amu was suspended for 2 games for driving drunk, causing a police chase, attempting to run over police offers, crashing cars, and running from the scene of an accident, but the Saints’ Vilma and crew get suspended for the season. Good job, Commish Goodell; MLB umpires need glasses or an eye transplant. They kept making bad calls all week. No wonder my Yankees are at home. A-Rod is upset, not because they are out of the series, but because his days of flirting while playing ball is over; all of these are great contenders and Sandusky is the runner up, however there is someone a little more deserving. OJ Simpson, this Flag On The Play award belongs to you. Why are you asking people to sell the supposedly murder weapon used to kill your wife and her boyfriend for millions of dollars? Next week, the person who bought it will be the award recipient. You are in jail for attempted robbery do your time and get out! Enough already.
Athletes/Fans/Organizations Behaving Badly – the New York Giants return home after defeating the 49ers and thieves had broken into their vehicles and one car was stolen. While I am upset that people committed a crime, I am more upset that the players left their cars unlocked. Note to the GIANTS…unlocked cars are a thief’s dream. You will definitely be a contender this week; so a judge ordered Commissioner Goodell to turn over all documentation regarding the Bounty Scandal. I can’t wait to see what is revealed. Hmmmm, I wonder if Goodell is going to be exposed; speaking of scandal…Lance Armstrong stepped down as chair of the Livestrong and Nike terminated his contract. Now, Nike may have acted too soon. I still have not seen any evidence other than jealous competitors saying that Armstrong used drugs. Nike may be a contender this week, also; my Yankees are on the brink of elimination. Can they get it together without Jeter? A-Rod is not worried, since he is more concerned with flirting with women during a game than winning. Please tell me why his girlfriend is mad. Newsflash…A-Rod is a flirt; so the Steelers Ta’amu was suspended for 2 games for his DUI, police chase, attempt to run over police offers, crashing cars, and running from the scene of an accident. Let me understand this. He drives drunk and was suspended for 2 games, but the Saints’ Vilma and crew was suspended for the year for a bounty scandal? Hmmmm, interesting.
Really quick…..Former Steelers’ QB, Terry Bradshaw is mad that the Saints’ Brees went to the NFL and asked if suspended head coach, Sean Payton could attend last week’s game. He was also mad that Drew Brees set a record. He was like no one cares about records. People are more concerned with wins. That right there is pure HATERATION! Does he like any QB other than himself? He is mad that Brees is still playing with a head full of hair. He needs to get over himself and give the man his props; LSU is now blaming the heat for their loss to Florida. Wait a minute…did the weather change in Louisiana? The last time I was there it was hot and humid. That is the worse type of heat! How about blaming your offense and defense for only scoring 6 points and allowing Florida to make 2 touchdowns? Get it together; T.O. said he is not desperate, the Jets are. NY’s head coach was asked if they would consider T.O. and he said never say never. Ummm, sounds desperate to me too; so NFL Commissioner Goodell lifted former Saints turned Browns Scott Fujita suspension, and Fujita let him have it. He said it is crazy that he was suspended in the first place. I wonder how the commish feels now; sad to report that we have loss another great. Former Detroit Lions, Alex Karras, also the father from Webster, died yesterday. Please keep him and his family in your prayers.
Athletes/Referees/Fans/Organizations Behaving Badly – ok, help me understand this…Saints’ Vilma goes to meet with Commish Goodell and he shows him a signed statement from Greg Williams stating that Vilma put a $10000 bounty on Favre. A few things I want to mention. Who believes Williams? And what athletes you know wants to pay someone else? STRANGE. Just saying; so a replacement referee, who is a Saints fan, was relieved of his duty with ESPN contacted the NFL and told them it wasn’t fair that a Saints fan was calling the Saints game. People first of all stop putting all your business on Facebook! Next, I don’t know if I am mad that he blasts his business on Facebook, or that he wasn’t screened properly by the NFL. Football is already suffering from replacement officials, so they don’t need any suspicion of cheating. He and the NFL are contenders this week as well; two time gold medalist, Shaun White was arrested for vandalism and intoxication. He was drunk, trashed a hotel room in Nashville, and started waving a firearm around. These athletes need something to occupy their time in the off season. May I should put together a snowboarding or skateboarding competition, because he needs something to do quickly; so 3 University of Wisconsin students have been arrested for attack running back Montee Ball. I don’t know if I am more concerned that they planned to retaliate against all football players because of a previous fight or because the woman with Ball stopped the beating by throwing herself on him; Eagles’ Vick and Giants’ Manning both had picks in their games on Sunday, but walked away with a win. Maybe Eli should talk to his brother and tell him how he did it, because Peyton couldn’t stop throwing interceptions last night and the Broncos loss to the Falcons, so the Celtics’ head coach, Rivers told his team to HATE the Miami Heat! Now that is a real HATER for you. Keeping my eye on him, because he may take after the Saints and offer a bounty on the Champs.
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