As 2012 comes to a close like the Cowboys’ season did last night thanks to Oh, No Romo making an appearance (Giants – defending Superbowl champions, Saints, Eagles, Steelers fans don’t laugh too loud. Your season ended yesterday as well). I would like to take this opportunity to reflect on this year’s Flag On The Play recipients, before assigning this year ultimate winner! Carl Lewis didn’t accept Usain Bolt’s accomplishment well, so he decided to accuse Bolt of doing drugs; a lady filed a lawsuit against Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys for sitting on a hot marble bench outside the stadium. Now my question is…what was she wearing or not wearing to get 3rd degree burns on her behind? Lance Armstrong decided that he would no longer waste time trying to fight anti-doping charges, then the USADA claimed victory and asked that Armstrong be stripped of his medals; All year people have been talking about the NY Jets QB controversy with Tebow or Sanchez. However during preseason neither one of them could score a touchdown. Wait they couldn’t really do it during the regular season either. Then the 3rd string backup QB, Greg McElroy leads the team to victory, and is reward with a seat on the bench; anyone who discriminates against girls who play sports made this list like…The US Tennis Association for telling the #1 ranked Junior Girls’ tennis player, Taylor Townsend that she is overweight and refused to fund any of her tournaments. All the coaches in Idaho who were upset that a girl helped a boys’ golf team at Castleford High School win a championship and wanted her removed; speaking of kids…everyone who harmed children like Fine and Penn’s States ex-assistant coach, Sandusky. Sandusky was part of a tri-state child porn ring, he molested innocent kids, was thrown in jail and then cried because they wouldn’t release him into regular population; the Lingerie Football League and Footlocker fired some refs and the NFL decided to hire them! It’s the NFL’s fault that the replacements were ever on the field. They messed up the first 3 weeks of the season. One good thing came out of it though. We have a new word in the dictionary…TOUCEPTION – when replacement refs who were fired at by the Lingerie Football League and FootLocker incorrectly call an interception a touchdown.” The Attention Seeking Snitch Kobe Bryant couldn’t handle that he was not the one chosen, so he goes on a rampage and starts bad mouthing all his old teammates. Ummm, didn’t Shaq already school him about acting out? This youngster will never learn. He is throwing a temper tantrum, because no one likes him. If Kobe wants to talk about something, why not start talking about that RAPE CHARGE that he got a few years ago; OJ Simpson asked people to buy the supposedly murder weapon used to kill his wife and her boyfriend for millions of dollars; former Steelers/Fox analyst, Terry Bradshaw, saying that Miami’s Reggie Bush was running like he was chasing a bucket of chicken; gold medalist/soccer great, Hope Solo fiancé, former Seahawk Jerramy Stevens was arrested the day before their wedding for domestic abuse. They appeared in court the next morning and were married that evening; ESPN analyst Parker said that RG3 is not a REAL African American; three-time US Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton who has been a part of an escort service for years. She used a fake name, but told the gentlemen that she serviced she was an Olympian; EVERYONE WHO CRITICIZED GABBY DOUGLAS HAIR; while all of the aforementioned individuals are very deserving, the ultimate Flag On The Play Award for 2012 goes to OH, NO ROMO for playing against his team last night and helping the Redskins clinch a playoff berth! You do not deserve another opportunity to get it right. This was it! Guess what? This flag and the flag for the year belong to you!!! I don’t care about any of your stats. Your stats mean nothing when half of them were thrown to the other team. Where do they do that? I can’t take it anymore. You need more than a flag; you need a PINK SLIP like the Eagles Andy Reid will be receiving in a few minutes. Happy New Year Everyone! The Lord knows Dem Boys need one and a NEW QB!
This week’s Flag On The Play Award is brought to you by the elves that help Santa pack coal in the sleigh – the NHL canceled games until January 14, 2013. Ummmm, did I miss something? Did contract negotiations start up again? Newsflash – you may want to cancel the entire season, because management can’t seem to get it right; MMA fighter Ray Elbe was hospitalized for having a broken private part, after having relations with his girlfriend. The elves said that is some real naughty stuff right there; the NFL fined the Redskins’ R2D2 for wearing Adidas gear during a post-game interview. This has been a warning. Next time the commish will suspend him. Stop this foolishness already! I need you to play on the 30th, so Dem Boys from Dallas can show you how a REAL game is played; the Jets Sexy Rexy decided to get rid of Tebow, bench Sanchez, start the 3rd string McElroy, and talk to the Eagles about getting Michael Vick all in one week. He has been a busy man, but his efforts are for nothing. He will be getting a pink slip in his stocking this year; Pittsburgh’s Big Ben Roethlisberger blames everyone but himself for their loss to the Cowboys. His biggest complaint was against Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley. Well, Big Ben if you think you could do better then do it! Please keep in mind that the team started losing, when you came back. Just saying; this week’s Flag On The Play Award goes to three-time US Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton who has been a part of an escort service for years. She used a fake name, but told the gentlemen that she serviced she was an Olympian. She only came forward with this information because one of the men told the media. She deserves the award for several reasons…if you are going to play the game at least know the rules. What is the purpose of using a fake name? Next, even President Clinton said it was him that Monica was messing with. Unless there is proof keep that to yourself. Now, she is claiming to suffer from all sorts of mental illnesses. Stop this foolishness! There are people out there with real disorders and you are not one. Newsflash – your disorder is called being a freak! Wait, why did the husband know about her happenings and begged her to stop? There is more to this story people! She gives a new meaning to being put on Santa’s Naughty List!
Athletes/Coaches Behaving Badly – so the Jets’ head coach Sexy Rexy Ryan decided to bench Sanchez, skip over Tebow, and play the 3rd string QB. A few things here…what took Ryan so long to make this decision? He should get a pink slip as a Christmas gift! The Jets win came when McElroy was in the game. Seems like a no brainer to me. Then poor Tebow is not having a great holiday season – he was overlooked for the starting position even though he is healthy, then his girlfriend dumps him. Maybe he should try to remember during this time that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, so rejoice in knowing that Jesus is the reason for the season! Even though his professional season isn’t going so well. Then I heard Sanchez may get a pink slip for Christmas, because the Jets are eyeing Michael Vick for next year. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas; so this MMA fighter was hospitalized for having a broken bone. Not from fighting in the ring with an opponent, but from having relations with his girlfriend. I can’t make this up! Ray Elbe competed in the Ultimate Fighter Season 9 match and didn’t have any broken bones, but had relations with his girlfriend and ended up in the hospital with a broken penis. Ummmm, I told you that women are very powerful! I guess he will be giving her a lump of coal in her stocking for Christmas; Please help me understand how you gets fine while not at work? R2D2 also known as RG3 to some people has been fined $10K by the NFL for wearing Adidas gear during a post-game interview. Apparently players can only wear Nike gear, since it was approved by the NFL. You see the commish doesn’t play so stop pissing him off. The Saints are witness to this foolishness. If you keep wearing unapproved gear you will be suspended for a game next or maybe all of next season. While, I am not a fan that is crazy; I know that every investor associated with Brooklyn Nets are asking Santa for a refund or another team for Christmas. They can’t seem to get it together. Maybe they should play the Lakers every game. Just saying! Merry Christmas everyone!
The following people should prepare to receive coal their Christmas stocking this year for Behaving Badly – Cowboys’ Joshua Brent who thought it was a good idea to drive while drunk, then killed his teammate, Jerry Brown. I know you all are saying easy up because this man didn’t mean to kill anyone, but I refuse to let up because this could have been avoided. Driving while drunk is NOT the thing to do. You not only endanger yourself, but innocent people on the road with you. This situation is not only sad but deserves more than a FLAG, because the NFL has set up rides for players when they are too intoxicated to drive. I am more mad than sad. He is a distraction for DEM BOYS, who by the way won yesterday without him; at least 7 NFL players turned in their guns after the Chiefs’ Belcher incident. While, I am happy they did this without being forced to do this, I am more concerned that they possessed guns. Now, if we can just get them to turn in keys to their automobiles, we may be doing something; Pacquiao who in Chris Tucker’s voice was knocked the bleep out! He has fallen and couldn’t get back! Juan Manuel Marquez knocked him out with 1 second left in the 6th round. Ummm, I think I would prefer to see Mayweather fight Marquez than Pacquiao now; speaking of a knock out…..the Steelers’ Roethlisberger returned and was knocked out. He looked confused. Maybe they should have stuck with Batch; Spurs’ Stephen Jackson who decided to tweet OKC’s Serge Ibaka saying that Ibaka was doing too much and the next time he runs up on him, he is going in his mouth. Ummmm, this same person has played for 7 different teams in 13 seasons. You are doing too much and that is why the NBA fined you $25K. Sit down somewhere, anywhere. In your words, you ain’t ‘bout dis game; Vikings’ punter, Chris Kluwe wore a sticky over the Hall of Fame 50th Anniversary patch on his uniform yesterday. The sticky read, “Vote Ray Guy.” He will not get a flag for this because I think he is right. If a the Texas A&M freshman QB, Johnny Manziel can win the Heisman, the punter Ray Guy can be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame; speaking of winning… Broncos beat the Raiders – ummm, who can’t beat the Raiders; Rams beat the Bills – I saw this coming; Vikings stopped the Bears’ growl – A Peterson running was NOT for nothing yesterday; Chargers beat the Steelers – even without the stick ‘em they beat Big Ben and company; Eagles beat the Bucs – every team in the NFC East won yesterday; Redskins beat the Ravens minus Lewis and Suggs – even though R2D2 got hurt (which is just a sprain), they didn’t worry, because their COUSINS came off the bench and got things done for them. I have always said that cousins always have your back; Jets beat the Jaguars – NY win one with Sanchez, but they played the Jaguars; the 49ers beat the Dolphins – I guess the Fins Up fans had a chance since San Fran loss to the Rams last week; Giants beat the Saints – Instead of Who Dat the Saints should start saying Ain’t Dat; Seahawks beat the Cardinals – I can’t believe that Arizona didn’t score and Seattle almost hit 60; Packers beat the Lions – poor Detroit. It always look like they may when one then it is taken away at the last minute; Browns beat the Chiefs – people in Cleveland finally have something to cheer about; Colts beat the Titans – Luck managed a great comeback; Panthers beat the Falcons – Cam, Cam, Cam! I can’t get enough of this SUPERMAN! It was DIRTY how he ran over Atlanta yesterday; Cowboys beat the Bengals – stop hating! A win is a win is a win! America, America, America your team is back!
People on Santa’s Naughty List – the Spurs just can’t get it right…first they were fined $250K for resting their starters during a nationally televised game. Now, pictures have surfaced of their starters, Duncan and Parker holding guns to the head of a person dressed up as controversial referee, Crawford. We have enough gun violence, without these two pretending to threaten someone with play guns. This is NOT cute! If something happens to Crawford, they are the first people that I will suspect. They deserve more than a FLAG and placement on SANTA’s NAUGHTY LIST; the Eagles announce that Foles will be their starting QB for the rest of the season. People are speculating that this means Vick will not be in Philly next year. So what tipped you off….the fact that his concussion has him sideline for the rest of the season (which I don’t know of another player who was sidelined for the rest of the season because of a concussion, but who am I) or the fact that they haven’t won many games this year? I don’t understand why this is news. Ever since he took those pictures with the Milk Bones on the table, things haven’t been right for him; communication between the players and management in the NHL is not going well. We may not have a hockey season this year. I am still mad, because I was hoping to have half a season or something. This is crazy and they both deserve flags and a spot on the naughty list. Enough already; Sports Illustrated selected their Sportsman of the Year. No it’s not Kobe “The Attention Seeker” Bryant, or Eli Manning, or David Beckham. It’s Miami’s Lebron James. This man is like Alicia Keys…On FIRE! Cleveland fans, it has been years. Get over it. This man deserves this award and many more; happy birthday shout put to Stanton Hollingsworth. Too bad your G-AIN’Ts could give you a better present! Speaking of the G-AIN’Ts, R2D2 and company really did a number on you all last night. To all the NY fans, it doesn’t matter if it was 1 or 100 points, you all still loss! The road to another Superbowl doesn’t look good for NY right now. Congrats to the Redskins. Let’s see if their streak continues next week against the Ravens.
I would like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest this morning – Ladies, if you are in an abusive (verbal or physical) relationship, I beg you to get out. Not matter what anyone says, IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH! Next, guns do not kill people, it’s people with guns that kill others. No matter your views on gun control, the latest incident with the Chiefs’ Jovan Belcher shooting of his girlfriend and himself is evidence that we need better gun laws and enforcement. Finally, please know that no matter what you are going through, it is not worth you killing yourself. Think about all the people in your life that your choice affects, your children, your parents, your siblings, your friends, etc. On a serious not though, go to God and tell Him all about it. He is the best listener. He will never fail you or tell others what you said; on to people to add to Santa’s Naughty List for Behaving Badly – the Lakers’ Kobe “Attention Seeker” Bryant cussed/cursed his team out after they loss to Howard’s former team, the Magic. Ummmm, he cussed/cursed everyone but Howard that is. He said that Dwight “Superman” Howard should use his bad play as a challenge for him to get better. I guess Superman does have some power; so Mike Tyson said he started to get heart tattoos on his face, but felt that it would have been too crazy. Newsflash, that tattoo on your face now is CRAZY; Baltimore’s Ed Reed sounded off yesterday, not because the Ravens loss to the Steelers, but because he thinks Commish Goodell and the NFL wants to appear concern about players safety, but in reality, that is the last thing on their minds. Hmmmm, I guess he is still made about being suspended 1 game, but he won his appeal. Let it go, but I love that he is speaking out; so Tebow and Sanchez may both be out of a job soon. The 3rd string QB, McElroy came in and won a game for the Jets. Sometimes we overlook the best thing, because we allow others to hype up other NON-FACTORS in our lives; this week’s winners – Dem Boys – did you really think they would lose to the Eagles; Falcons – the Who Dat crew is still mad; Rams – they are the 49ers kryptonite; Packers – Peterson played his heart out, but the rest of the Vikings never showed up; Broncos – they played the Bucs, so I knew this would happen; Steelers – Not sure that the Ravens knew Big Ben was not playing; Bengals – Norv Turner will add to the unemployment rate soon; Colts – even though the Lions gave it a good try, they still came up short, because Luck was on the other team’s side; Texans – I mean they only played the Titans; Chiefs – that was an emotional game for them against the Panthers. Maybe Cam took it easy on them for that reason; Jets – they only score one touchdown and won against the Cardinals. SMH; Browns – who can’t beat the Raiders; Seahawks – they were too much for the Bears; Patriots – the Dolphins shocked New England, but they still came up short; and Dem Boys from Dallas beat Philly, but they have to stop playing only second half ball! I heard that Andy Reid wants to coach in Dallas when he is fired in a few weeks. Everyone wants to be a Cowboy. Many are called, but…..you know the rest!!!
There are a few people on Santa’s naughty list this week, because they are behaving badly – another NFL player has been suspended for 4 games. This time it is the Patriots’ defensive end, Jermaine Cunningham for taking performance enhancing drugs. So now we know why New England has looked so good. They have been cheating again. The entire squad should be tested; the Lions’ Suh has not received a fine yet for kicking the Texans’ QB, Matt Schaub in the groin, but the incident is under review. Good luck trying to decide if he intentionally meant to do it; the NBA for going into business with an energy bracelet company that had to file bankruptcy after it was sued for false advertisement of a product (the bracelet) that couldn’t do all that it claimed. Ummm, why are all the players being made to wear the bracelets and necklaces? The NBA should be receiving a lump of coal for real this Christmas; everyone involved with the NHL lockout can also expect a lump of coal this year in their stockings as well. I doubt we have a season at this point. Now, I have to return all my hockey gear. They are definitely on the naughty list; the Knicks who claimed they were the best in the league are probably angry that the Nets proved they were the best in NY though. You can’t be mad during the holidays. Brooklyn got an early Christmas present. The Knicks better be nice, because Santa has his eye on them; someone on Santa’s good list is Cam and the Panthers since they beat the Eagle last night. Superman should be flying high! Speaking of Cam…I am in love with the Play60 commercial where the little boy tells Cam that he wants to grow up and be Newton’s mom favorite player and take his place. Then tells him he is just loosening up his arm – classic. Like the Mean Joe Green Coke commercial!
Athletes/Organizations Behaving Badly – let’s look at our winners from yesterday – so the Steelers caused quite a buzz yesterday. They are contenders because they thought it was a good idea to wear the BUMBLE BEE costumes after Halloween. Now Steelers’ fans you knew your season was over when Big Ben went down and Leftwich was the backup! I guess you thought the Bumble Bee costume would help you disguise your hopelessness. The Ravens got the joke and laughed all the way to a victory; I guess the LUCK stopped in New England, because the Patriots beat the Colts as if they were holding an Even The SCORE Football 101 Clinic. I am still suspicious though. If I were Indy, I would have scoped the sidelines for hidden cameras; the Bills broke the Dolphins’ fin wins; the Bengals beat the Chiefs, but who didn’t think that was going to happen? I couldn’t figure out which one of the birds was going to win in Atlanta, but the Falcons pulled it out. They keep winning at the last second. A win is a win no matter the time; I guess Norv Turner and the Chargers can’t win without the stick ‘em. Manning and the Broncos made it look easy; the Packers beat the Lions, but that was a close one. The Lions have heart, but Green Bay had more yesterday; I guess the Jets have been Tebowing, cause they beat the Rams. Wait, everyone beats St. Louis. Except the Redskins; speaking of R2D2 and company…they ruffled a few feathers yesterday, with a win against the Eagles. While I am thankful for my FREE 6 inch sub from Subway today, you beat Philly. The Redskins will NOT win on Thanksgiving Day; the Jaguars blew a HUGE win against the Texans. I am trying to figure out if they are just that bad or if Houston is just that SPECTACULAR! I think it’s the Texans; don’t know why Cam and company can’t hold on to a lead. First, Dem Boys now the Bucs. Remember this, Cam is out there soon; the Raiders just can’t catch a break or a football. The Who Dat Saints are getting better and better. Maybe they can pull this off without Sean Payton. Beside the Cowboys, need Payton anyway. Garrett has to go; speaking of America’s team…Dem Boys beat the Browns, but barely! I can’t even get excited about this because they should have won! Jerry and I have to talk, because this is unacceptable! Thursday they are going to win in Dallas and my Thanksgiving will be complete; on another note…the Knicks received their first “L” this season from them boys in Memphis! People had better recognize the Grizzlies have come to play!
Even The SCORE in the Huddle 