The following people should prepare to receive coal their Christmas stocking this year for Behaving Badly – Cowboys’ Joshua Brent who thought it was a good idea to drive while drunk, then killed his teammate, Jerry Brown. I know you all are saying easy up because this man didn’t mean to kill anyone, but I refuse to let up because this could have been avoided. Driving while drunk is NOT the thing to do. You not only endanger yourself, but innocent people on the road with you. This situation is not only sad but deserves more than a FLAG, because the NFL has set up rides for players when they are too intoxicated to drive. I am more mad than sad. He is a distraction for DEM BOYS, who by the way won yesterday without him; at least 7 NFL players turned in their guns after the Chiefs’ Belcher incident. While, I am happy they did this without being forced to do this, I am more concerned that they possessed guns. Now, if we can just get them to turn in keys to their automobiles, we may be doing something; Pacquiao who in Chris Tucker’s voice was knocked the bleep out! He has fallen and couldn’t get back! Juan Manuel Marquez knocked him out with 1 second left in the 6th round. Ummm, I think I would prefer to see Mayweather fight Marquez than Pacquiao now; speaking of a knock out…..the Steelers’ Roethlisberger returned and was knocked out. He looked confused. Maybe they should have stuck with Batch; Spurs’ Stephen Jackson who decided to tweet OKC’s Serge Ibaka saying that Ibaka was doing too much and the next time he runs up on him, he is going in his mouth. Ummmm, this same person has played for 7 different teams in 13 seasons. You are doing too much and that is why the NBA fined you $25K. Sit down somewhere, anywhere. In your words, you ain’t ‘bout dis game; Vikings’ punter, Chris Kluwe wore a sticky over the Hall of Fame 50th Anniversary patch on his uniform yesterday. The sticky read, “Vote Ray Guy.” He will not get a flag for this because I think he is right. If a the Texas A&M freshman QB, Johnny Manziel can win the Heisman, the punter Ray Guy can be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame; speaking of winning… Broncos beat the Raiders – ummm, who can’t beat the Raiders; Rams beat the Bills – I saw this coming; Vikings stopped the Bears’ growl – A Peterson running was NOT for nothing yesterday; Chargers beat the Steelers – even without the stick ‘em they beat Big Ben and company; Eagles beat the Bucs – every team in the NFC East won yesterday; Redskins beat the Ravens minus Lewis and Suggs – even though R2D2 got hurt (which is just a sprain), they didn’t worry, because their COUSINS came off the bench and got things done for them. I have always said that cousins always have your back; Jets beat the Jaguars – NY win one with Sanchez, but they played the Jaguars; the 49ers beat the Dolphins – I guess the Fins Up fans had a chance since San Fran loss to the Rams last week; Giants beat the Saints – Instead of Who Dat the Saints should start saying Ain’t Dat; Seahawks beat the Cardinals – I can’t believe that Arizona didn’t score and Seattle almost hit 60; Packers beat the Lions – poor Detroit. It always look like they may when one then it is taken away at the last minute; Browns beat the Chiefs – people in Cleveland finally have something to cheer about; Colts beat the Titans – Luck managed a great comeback; Panthers beat the Falcons – Cam, Cam, Cam! I can’t get enough of this SUPERMAN! It was DIRTY how he ran over Atlanta yesterday; Cowboys beat the Bengals – stop hating! A win is a win is a win! America, America, America your team is back!
I would like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest this morning – Ladies, if you are in an abusive (verbal or physical) relationship, I beg you to get out. Not matter what anyone says, IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH! Next, guns do not kill people, it’s people with guns that kill others. No matter your views on gun control, the latest incident with the Chiefs’ Jovan Belcher shooting of his girlfriend and himself is evidence that we need better gun laws and enforcement. Finally, please know that no matter what you are going through, it is not worth you killing yourself. Think about all the people in your life that your choice affects, your children, your parents, your siblings, your friends, etc. On a serious not though, go to God and tell Him all about it. He is the best listener. He will never fail you or tell others what you said; on to people to add to Santa’s Naughty List for Behaving Badly – the Lakers’ Kobe “Attention Seeker” Bryant cussed/cursed his team out after they loss to Howard’s former team, the Magic. Ummmm, he cussed/cursed everyone but Howard that is. He said that Dwight “Superman” Howard should use his bad play as a challenge for him to get better. I guess Superman does have some power; so Mike Tyson said he started to get heart tattoos on his face, but felt that it would have been too crazy. Newsflash, that tattoo on your face now is CRAZY; Baltimore’s Ed Reed sounded off yesterday, not because the Ravens loss to the Steelers, but because he thinks Commish Goodell and the NFL wants to appear concern about players safety, but in reality, that is the last thing on their minds. Hmmmm, I guess he is still made about being suspended 1 game, but he won his appeal. Let it go, but I love that he is speaking out; so Tebow and Sanchez may both be out of a job soon. The 3rd string QB, McElroy came in and won a game for the Jets. Sometimes we overlook the best thing, because we allow others to hype up other NON-FACTORS in our lives; this week’s winners – Dem Boys – did you really think they would lose to the Eagles; Falcons – the Who Dat crew is still mad; Rams – they are the 49ers kryptonite; Packers – Peterson played his heart out, but the rest of the Vikings never showed up; Broncos – they played the Bucs, so I knew this would happen; Steelers – Not sure that the Ravens knew Big Ben was not playing; Bengals – Norv Turner will add to the unemployment rate soon; Colts – even though the Lions gave it a good try, they still came up short, because Luck was on the other team’s side; Texans – I mean they only played the Titans; Chiefs – that was an emotional game for them against the Panthers. Maybe Cam took it easy on them for that reason; Jets – they only score one touchdown and won against the Cardinals. SMH; Browns – who can’t beat the Raiders; Seahawks – they were too much for the Bears; Patriots – the Dolphins shocked New England, but they still came up short; and Dem Boys from Dallas beat Philly, but they have to stop playing only second half ball! I heard that Andy Reid wants to coach in Dallas when he is fired in a few weeks. Everyone wants to be a Cowboy. Many are called, but…..you know the rest!!!
Athletes/Owners/Organizations/Fans Behaving badly – Happy Holidays to each of you. Let me take this opportunity to say that last week’s Flag On The Play Award recipient was Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys for hiring himself, Garrett, and Romo. This has proven to be a BAD combination for a few years. Like TLC would say, SWITCH. It’s time to switch things up with that organization. I am so upset, he may be a contender again this week; other contenders this week consist of: the stadium maintenance service in charge of the up keep of the Miami Dolphins’ stadium. Who turns the sprinkler system own in the middle of a professional game? Are you still wondering how Miami beat the Seahawks? Wonder no more! Hmmmm, they may have taken a page out of the Chargers or Patriots’ “How To Cheat” book; speaking of Seattle. Two of their cornerbacks, Sherman and Browner were suspended (not for a bounty scandal) for violating the performance enhancing drug use policy. Again, people, if you do drugs, you will be caught. Stop embarrassing yourself and your family. I know people have said to deny things until proven guilty, but some things you should not deny, when there is blatant evidence; the Jets’ superfan, Fireman Ed has stepped down, not because NY sucks and he is tired of them losing, but because he has received threats from Tebow fans, since he wears a Sanchez jersey. Hmmm, I guess they have to find something else to distract from the Jets’ horrible season. I guess the threats are worse than having beer thrown on you, as the Raiders’ fans did to their QB Palmer. I told Oakland, they should have kept my homeboy, Campbell; the people who gunned down former world boxing champion, Hector “Macho” Camacho, while he sat in a car have also made this week’s list. When I first heard the report, I was told he was pulling a Tupac and would be ok, but unfortunately the 50 year old’s injuries were more serious. He passed away from shots to his face; congrats to this week’s winners: Redskins – R2D2 & company really played well; Giants – Rodgers & the Packers may want to do a double check on their season; 49ers – I guess the Who Dats are now saying Why Dat; Patriots – I told you the Jets shouldn’t be bad mouthing a man of God; Texans – I couldn’t believe the Lions sent this into overtime; Jaguars – I guess if they had to beat someone, the Titans were the ones; Falcons – I didn’t expect the Bucs to win anyway; Rams – the Cardinals are going backwards; Ravens – I guess the Chargers forgot their stick ‘em again; Bengals – they played the Raiders; Broncos – they only played the Chiefs. Have they won a game yet; Dolphins – those sprinklers helped them beat the Seahawks; Bears – ran over the Vikings; Colts – I guess Luck wasn’t on the Bills side; Browns – stunned the Steelers.
Athletes/Organizations Behaving Badly – let’s look at our winners from yesterday – so the Steelers caused quite a buzz yesterday. They are contenders because they thought it was a good idea to wear the BUMBLE BEE costumes after Halloween. Now Steelers’ fans you knew your season was over when Big Ben went down and Leftwich was the backup! I guess you thought the Bumble Bee costume would help you disguise your hopelessness. The Ravens got the joke and laughed all the way to a victory; I guess the LUCK stopped in New England, because the Patriots beat the Colts as if they were holding an Even The SCORE Football 101 Clinic. I am still suspicious though. If I were Indy, I would have scoped the sidelines for hidden cameras; the Bills broke the Dolphins’ fin wins; the Bengals beat the Chiefs, but who didn’t think that was going to happen? I couldn’t figure out which one of the birds was going to win in Atlanta, but the Falcons pulled it out. They keep winning at the last second. A win is a win no matter the time; I guess Norv Turner and the Chargers can’t win without the stick ‘em. Manning and the Broncos made it look easy; the Packers beat the Lions, but that was a close one. The Lions have heart, but Green Bay had more yesterday; I guess the Jets have been Tebowing, cause they beat the Rams. Wait, everyone beats St. Louis. Except the Redskins; speaking of R2D2 and company…they ruffled a few feathers yesterday, with a win against the Eagles. While I am thankful for my FREE 6 inch sub from Subway today, you beat Philly. The Redskins will NOT win on Thanksgiving Day; the Jaguars blew a HUGE win against the Texans. I am trying to figure out if they are just that bad or if Houston is just that SPECTACULAR! I think it’s the Texans; don’t know why Cam and company can’t hold on to a lead. First, Dem Boys now the Bucs. Remember this, Cam is out there soon; the Raiders just can’t catch a break or a football. The Who Dat Saints are getting better and better. Maybe they can pull this off without Sean Payton. Beside the Cowboys, need Payton anyway. Garrett has to go; speaking of America’s team…Dem Boys beat the Browns, but barely! I can’t even get excited about this because they should have won! Jerry and I have to talk, because this is unacceptable! Thursday they are going to win in Dallas and my Thanksgiving will be complete; on another note…the Knicks received their first “L” this season from them boys in Memphis! People had better recognize the Grizzlies have come to play!
I just want to thank all our servicemen/women who risk their lives/have risked their lives daily for our safety. You made it possible for Dem Boys to beat the Eagles – sorry Vick for that SERIOUS concussion; the Texans to beat up on the Bears – good things come from Texas; the Titans to stomp the Dolphins – ummm, how that happen Reggie Bush; the Vikings to turn the Lions’ roar to a growl; the Seahawks to ground the Jets during their flight – no wonder NY’s Cromartie is cussing/cursing out Tebow supporters (Who cusses/curses out a man of God’s supporters? He is a contender); the Patriots hold off the Bills; the Who Dat Saints crew stopped the Falcons in mid flight – that was just dirty; the Colts turn the Jaguars into pets; the Broncos run over the Panthers – don’t know if the Superman thing is working for Cam anymore. Everyone is doing it, including Denver; the Bucs deflect the Chargers’ lightning bolt; the Bengals turn into David and slayed the Giants; the Steelers knock out the Chiefs without Big Ben; the Ravens made the Raiders retreat – this was more painful to watch in person. Baltimore set a franchise record. Oakland’s Heyward-Bey mother was behind me yelling, “You can win, baby!” Too bad the rest of the team can’t; the Rams tie with the RED HOT 49ers – maybe they are on simmer right now; the revamped Lakers chose a coach that can’t help them win – well they had that in Brown why change; Phil Jackson considers coming out of retirement to humiliate the Lakers’ VP Buss; NASCAR’s Jeff Gordon pays $100K for intentionally wrecking another driver – ummmm, imagine if other drivers had to pay that much for causing an accident. Our commute to the office would be a lot smoother; Texas Tech’s head coach Tuberville slaps his graduate assistance’s headset off during a game; and for the Dallas Cowboys to win in Philly with all the crazy fans. Ladies and gentlemen of the Armed Forces, I thank you, thank you, thank you for making this all possible!
I am not one to discuss politics, but on the eve before a REALLY BIG election, I would like to tell you how I am voting…on the issue of disaster recovery…..I vote for the replacement refs to be kicked out the NFL. Yesterday they made an appearance during the Steelers/Giants game and tried to give NY a win. My heart goes out to the families affected by the superstorm Sandy, but I will not tolerate cheating by anyone. I am voting them out; on the issue of integrity…I cannot vote for people who do not tell the truth. I am giving the NFL one more chance to tell the truth about suspended head coach Sean Payton’s contract. Was it voided or not? The Cowboys will have an open seat available really soon. The seat use to belong to Jason Garrett. Jerry Jones will have a few more seats available too…General Manager, QB and possibly the offense. Dem Boys’ defense is doing an EXCELLENT job and can’t stay off the field because the offense is screwing up; on the issue of the economy and jobs…I am voting for the Cowboys’ Tyron Smith’s family to get a job and stop harassing him for money. This young man doesn’t owe you anything. He doesn’t have to give you more money, when he generously gave you money. You see what happened when Dez Bryant’s mother asked for more money. The police were called. Smith is trying to avoid this, so he called the police on you and got a restraining order. He is a good one. If you showed up at my house demanding money, you would have been arrested not just escorted off the property; on the issue of free speech…I am voting for the radio announcer who was escorted out the LSU press box be permitted to return. I have never heard of someone cheering too much for a team. Even though I believe in free speech, I think that some people like Lolo Jones should be censored. Now, she is saying that she would beat another college athlete in a race. Ummm, how about win one race that counts first, before challenging non track and field people to races; Teams that won their races this week: Steelers – I said it before and I will say it again, in sports cheaters never win, NY, Falcons – Dem Boys better get it together. The title of America’s Team may be snatched soon, Bucs – you played the Raiders, Seahawks – the Vikings keep going backwards, Broncos – Peyton is on FIRE, Ravens – you played the Browns, Packers – I guess Rodgers’ discount double check moves are working, Bears – I like what you are doing. Keep it up, Colts – Luck is on their side and it looks good right now, Lions – ok you played the Jags minus Jones-Drew, Texans – they are who we thought they were…winners, Chargers – you played the Chiefs, Panthers and Cam – I knew R2D2 could measure up to Cam. Did I mention that Cam Newton was FINE? I vote for the Redskins fans to stop thinking that their team is better than they really are, the Lakers’ Attention Seeker Bryant and company won this weekend. Ummm, Lakers fans before you get too excited the Pistons have not won a game yet either. Someone had to win!
Athletes/Fans/Referees Behaving Badly – First Big Ben Roethlisberger assaults people, Hines Ward was arrested for driving drunk, now the Steelers’ rookie, Alameda Ta’amu is in trouble. He drove his truck the wrong way on a busy highway, takes the police on a wild chase (wonder if he is related to OJ), then almost hits police officers that had set up a road block, then hits several cars before stopping (only because his truck stopped) then the 300+ pounder jumps out the vehicle and start to run. Ok, a few things, he was charged with a DUI and more, but I am more upset that he thought he could out run anyone. He is a contender this week; more fans are acting out this week. This time 2 men stabbed a fan during the NY/San Francisco game. I know people were upset about the 49ers get beat down, but this is supposed to be a FUN thing for people to get together and ENJOY themselves. Stop this foolishness; I see that the replacement refs have found a home in MLB. The Yankees had game changing wrong calls by umpires in the past two games. Hmmmm, the same thing happened yesterday in the Cowboys/Ravens game. Replay is necessary at this point. The umpires are contenders this week as well. Stop cheating for the other teams; so there were many shocks in the NFL this weekend. Let’s look at some of the winners: Giants – I guess the 49ers had flashbacks from last year, Redskins – R2D2 played well with a concussion and looked good running for a touchdown. This win was a shock to the Vikings and the Redskins, Ravens – the Cowboys were playing against the refs, Oh No Romo and Garrett, Detroit – I guess Vick’s new dog was not a good luck charm after all. Philly may want to keep their Eagles mascot instead of changing to the dogs, Packers – I guess the Texans are not ready for all the special attention, Falcons – you beat the Raiders. I am shocked you barely won. But a win is a win ask Baltimore, Bills – still not sure how they beat the Cardinals, Jets – I guess Tebowing does work, Seahawks – Pretty boy Brady is probably still stunned, Browns – they won their 1st one this season; Dolphins – you won because Reggie Bush was happy about his girlfriend being preggo. He has to support that baby. They are expensive, Bucs – you beat the Chiefs. Enough said, and the Titans – with all the Steelers players in trouble with the law, I understand why Tennessee won.
My heart goes out to Devon Walker from Tulane who fractured his spine during Saturday’s game. I have an even greater appreciation for athletes who continue to play the game even though they know this is a possibility. Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers during this time of healing; congratulations to Serena for winning the Women’s US Open title. She didn’t do a dance this time, but she was still happy to receive the award and the $1.9 million pay check; speaking of winners…congratulations to the Redskins, Bears, 49ers, Cardinals, Bucs, Patriots, Eagles, Lions, Falcons, Vikings, Jets, Texans and the Broncos! How well did your team do? Are you still a fan? Many Giants fans may switch to the other NY team since they actually won; people had better watch out because the Texans are proving they are the ones to watch this year; RGIII, I see you showing out. Good job playing against a team without their head coach; Saints fans don’t worry, Sean Payton will be back next year and the bounty system can return; Bears and 49ers looked great. Thanks, San Francisco. Some of your players helped my fantasy football team, after Brees and the Saints deducted points; Cam Newton, I hope things get better; we have two more games tonight. Welcome back, NFL. We missed you!
Athletes/Teams/Committees Behaving Badly – US Women’s Soccer player, Hope Solo has tested positive for a prohibited substance, but only received a warning. Solo claims that the substance in a prescription PMS pill is the reason the test came back positive. What kind of drug is that? All I know is that she better get another type of drug before the Olympics; first T.O. now, former NFL standout, Andre Rison is in trouble for not paying child support. People if you are going to make babies, I need you to be able to take care of them. Rison owed $10K in back child support, however when the judge finished, he owed $300K and received 5 years of probation. It was cheaper to pay the bill, dude; Baseball Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson has been told to stay away from the Yankees, because of his comments in Sports Illustrated. So what was so bad about him saying that A-Rod took performance enhancing drugs, and neither Puckett, Carter, Sutton, Niekro, nor Rice belongs in the Hall of Fame? Some people just can’t handle the truth; you may remember a few months back, I told you that the Bucs drafted paralyzed Rutgers’ player, Eric LeGrand but refused to pay him. Well, he has gotten an endorsement deal from Subway. While I am happy for him, I’m still made at Tampa bay though; what was the Olympic organizers thinking, when they decided to allow the Olympic torch to travel on a whitewater rafting course? I knew the torch would go out, why didn’t they? No worries though, they have backups; congrats to Detroit’s Prince Fielder for winning the All Star Home Run Derby for the 2nd time.
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