This week’s contenders are – Cleveland fans are contenders for trying to get anti-Lebron James licenses plates. Get your life! He has been gone for years now and so should your anger; Knicks’ JR Smith and the Nets’ Kris Humphries (K. Kardashians’ husband but not her baby daddy) are going after each other. Brooklyn beat NY and Humphries said that the Garden got quiet after the game. Smith replied back by saying that that the garden wasn’t so quiet last month when Kanye tore it down. Ouch; speaking of taunting…Duke Fans should be ashamed of themselves for chanting, “How is your grandmother?” during a game. The game was against their rival North Carolina State. They are contenders because they were taunting NC State’s guard, whose grandmother passed recently. My grandmother use to say some people can have so much book sense, but are still just plain stupid; the Brewers’ Ryan Brawn’s name appeared in evidence taken from a Miami Biogenesis clinic, after he was cleared of failing a drug test because of a mishandled urine sample; Redskins OB, R2D2 received the Rookie of the Year award in New Orleans last weekend, but refused to attend the Superbowl game, because he was not playing. Is he showing signs of being a DIVA? San Francisco Giants, Sergio Romo got into a scuffle with the TSA people at the airport. Ummm, while I feel his pain, violence is not the answer; an ex-LA cop, Christopher Dorner shot and killed a Cal State Fullerton basketball coach and her fiancé. He also stated in a package to CNN’s Anderson Cooper that Tebow needs to get away from the Jets because he is a great football player, and listed women athletes that he thought were beautiful like Serena Williams, Diana Taurasi, Brenda Villa and more. Ummmm, I am only going to say a few things…why does he look like a beefed up verse of LL Cool J? Mental illness is real, and I pray that he gets some help. He really knows his sports. He called the Jets’ Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez reality T.V. stars. For that reason, I will not give him a flag, plus he is still on the loose and the police can’t seem to find him, but the LA police couldn’t find OJ either; would give former 76ers’ Allen Iverson a flag, but he has loss his home, was ordered by a judge to attend AA meetings, and he lost custody of his children all in a short period of time, so I will let him slide too; Deion Sanders now thinks he is a doctor. He is diagnosing people with a disease called, “GREED!” He doesn’t think people who have suffered from brain disease should sue the NFL. Ummmm, he is a runner up but not the winner; before I announce the winner of this week’s Flag On The Play, I want to send a special congrats to Reindeer Ray and the Ray-vens for becoming the Superbowl Champions. This week’s winner is the city of New Orleans for having a blackout during the Superbowl. You had years to test and retest your system and you still didn’t get it right. You almost cause Reindeer and company the BIG game! For that you deserve this week’s FLAG!
Athletes/Fans Behaving Badly – After OKC put the other LA team (FAKERS) out of their misery on Monday, violence erupted outside the arena injuring at least 8 people. Today, I am happy to report that a suspect has been arrested. Sports are meant to bring happiness. Someone has to lose. Stop the madness; B Fine’s wife is suing ESPN for defamation of character and claiming that she knew her husband abused young kids. Ok, lets look at his for a second…your husband brings young boys home often, and he was missing for hours at a time, but you never thought that was suspicious behavior? She may lose that one; speaking of losing battles…the Redskins and Cowboys loss their salary cap fight against the NFL. Redskins said they have to regroup and discuss how this affects their team. Jerry Jones on the other hand said it’s time to use the credit card. Ummmm, Jerry sometime we should not say out loud the things that we think; the Pacers drew blood yesterday (No, really. The foul on D Wade cause blood to run down his face). And people think Metta World Peace is out of control. I am going to say this again….it is not that serious! And the actions still did not stop that HEAT wave! Keep it up Miami; Congrats to the LA Kings for reaching the Stanley Cup Finals. At least one LA team will advance; Congratulation also goes out to the Packers’ Donald Driver for winning Dancing With The Stars. Now, I need a dance off between you and Emmitt Smith!
Before I announce this week’s Flag On The Play contenders and winner, I would like to shout a very special young lady who may do something that I have always wanted to do. You see all my life I dreamed of become the first female to play in the NFL. Now, 28 year old, Lauren Silberman will be trying out for the NY Jets’ kicker position. Even though, I think she could have chosen a better team, I still wish her the best of luck. If they let Tebow and Sanchez play on the team, surely they could give her a chance; anyhoo…let’s meet this week’s contenders – the judge lets Pistorius out on bail and the man decides that he wants to hold a memorial for the young lady he killed. Then his attorneys pretend the substance found in his home during the murder investigation was an herbal substance used in muscle repair. He and REINDEER RAY have a lot in common. However, I don’t care what drugs/herbs he was on he still killed an innocent person. People don’t be fooled by the distraction, this man killed someone; the NFL is investigating a statement made by a possible draft prospect who said he was asked inappropriate questions about his love life. The NFL has vowed to discipline any team that participated in this type of questioning. Whistleblowers normally have the job, before they say anything. Duh! The investigation will be a waste of time, so the NFL is a runner up this week; former WNBA player, Chamique Holdsclaw has been indicted for breaking her ex-girlfriend’s car window and possession of a firearm during a November 2012 dispute. Sometimes it is best to just walk away. An ex is an ex for a reason, no need to pick it back up; NASCAR’s Clemens the Nationwide driver apparently made a racial slur during an interview and has been suspended indefinitely. I still haven’t found out what he said exactly, so I will not give him the award until I do; remember me telling you about a pee wee hockey coach that tripped two little boys after his team loss the game? Well, I almost gave him another flag this week, but I decided against it since he got something more deserving – jail time; so former NBA player, Dennis Rodman and three Globetrotters went to North Korea in hopes of opening up communications with the leader. Apparently the North Korean leader is a huge basketball fan. Now, Rodman is back and has told the leader that he has a friend for life. Can you imagine Rodman as the leader’s vice president? This was interesting, but not worth awarding him the flag since the North Korean leader seemed to like him; 50 cents should have gotten he award for trying to kiss Fox sports reporter, Erin Andrews before the Daytona 500. However I have someone more deserving; this week’s winner is more deserve that everyone I have mentioned previously. The Lakers’ Dwight Howard is the recipient of this week’s Flag On The Play, because he announced that he wants to play on the 2016 Olympic Team. How about play for your team first, make sure that you are not crying hurt every other play, help your desperate team win a few games, then stop saying everyone is out to hurt you then and only then will you be considered. Dwight Superman Howard, this FLAG is for you!
This week’s contenders for the Flag On The Play Award – NASCAR’s Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has decided to purchase a new potato chip company and name it after him. I guess it will be called Chip ‘N Dale; anyhoo, NY’s Carmelo Anthony got upset with Boston’s Kevin Garnett because he made a comment about his wife, during the game. When the game ended, Carmelo waited for Garnet outside the locker room. We later found out that Carmelo and his wife may have been separated for a few months, but that doesn’t excuse his behavior. He still got a 1 game suspension; the other LA team is having trouble on the court and off the court. Not only are they losing games, but the Attention Seeker and Superman Howard exchanged words. Kobe agreed with Shaq (imagine that) and said Superman is soft; Supermodel Kate Upton tried comforting Notre Dame during their loss to Alabama by tweeting, It’s OK Notre Dame. This happened to the Jets every game. Ouch! You know she dated the Jets’ QB turned back up turned QB again Sanchez; Mavs’ owner Mark Cuban was fined $50k for talking about the officiating in the NBA. This man is just giving money away; a thief in Atlanta went to a jeweler and tried to sell a stolen Olympic ring that belonged to Maya Moore. That was just stupid; sports Analyst/Commentator Brent Musburger had the Sandusky syndrome during the BCS Championship game. He could stop salivating over Alabama QB’s girlfriend all night; speaking of Sandusky…why is he still going back to court claiming that he is innocent. Can we claim this as wasteful spending? The money used for this can go towards nonprofits that help fight against kids being abused. Enough already; two NY high schools track teams, because they started brawling during a race. Ummm, where they do day at? Apparently, NY; but this week’s winner is Major League Baseball. For the 2nd time in 4 decades, MLB refused to select anyone for this year’s Hall of Fame. Maybe because most of the nominees have in some way connected to steroids…Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, but seriously they have been tried in a court of law. Why are you still punishing them? What about the other nominees? They deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. This FLAG is for you! Before I go….the NFL playoffs are this weekend. Can someone tell me what time the Redskins play? Have a good one!
Athletes/Organizations/Analyst/Supermodels Behaving Badly – After the beat down that Alabama gave Notre Dame, in the BCS Championship game, I know understand why fans say ROLL TIDE. When the score was 14-0, I new Notre Dame was in trouble, because they are not like the Redskins who couldn’t seem to do anything else after that. Congrats. Well done maybe Washington will take no…tes for next season; speaking of next season…R2D2 may be out next season because of ACL and LCL tears. I hope he can recover from this and prove the doctors wrong. Seriously, how do you expect Jerry Jones to steal Cousins? That is not fair; I hear there is trouble in the land of the other LA team who has an Attention Seeker on it. Superman Howard exchanged words with Bryant after their last loss. I heard the Attention Seeker called Superman soft. Kobe fans do you still think everyone else is to blame for the other LA team’s troubles? Ummm, OK; Supermodel Kate Upton tried consulting Notre Dame during their beat down. She tweeted, It’s OK Notre Dame. This happened to the Jets every game. Did I mention she use to date Sanchez? Ouch! I think I like her; speaking of likes…sports Analyst/Commentator Brent Musburger really liked Alabama QB’s beauty queen girlfriend. He could stop salivating over her all night. He is a definite contender, because I started thinking about Sandusky, every time he commented; also contenders for the week include two NY high schools track teams, because they started brawling during a race. Ummm, where they do day at? Apparently, NY. Have a blessed day!
As 2012 comes to a close like the Cowboys’ season did last night thanks to Oh, No Romo making an appearance (Giants – defending Superbowl champions, Saints, Eagles, Steelers fans don’t laugh too loud. Your season ended yesterday as well). I would like to take this opportunity to reflect on this year’s Flag On The Play recipients, before assigning this year ultimate winner! Carl Lewis didn’t accept Usain Bolt’s accomplishment well, so he decided to accuse Bolt of doing drugs; a lady filed a lawsuit against Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys for sitting on a hot marble bench outside the stadium. Now my question is…what was she wearing or not wearing to get 3rd degree burns on her behind? Lance Armstrong decided that he would no longer waste time trying to fight anti-doping charges, then the USADA claimed victory and asked that Armstrong be stripped of his medals; All year people have been talking about the NY Jets QB controversy with Tebow or Sanchez. However during preseason neither one of them could score a touchdown. Wait they couldn’t really do it during the regular season either. Then the 3rd string backup QB, Greg McElroy leads the team to victory, and is reward with a seat on the bench; anyone who discriminates against girls who play sports made this list like…The US Tennis Association for telling the #1 ranked Junior Girls’ tennis player, Taylor Townsend that she is overweight and refused to fund any of her tournaments. All the coaches in Idaho who were upset that a girl helped a boys’ golf team at Castleford High School win a championship and wanted her removed; speaking of kids…everyone who harmed children like Fine and Penn’s States ex-assistant coach, Sandusky. Sandusky was part of a tri-state child porn ring, he molested innocent kids, was thrown in jail and then cried because they wouldn’t release him into regular population; the Lingerie Football League and Footlocker fired some refs and the NFL decided to hire them! It’s the NFL’s fault that the replacements were ever on the field. They messed up the first 3 weeks of the season. One good thing came out of it though. We have a new word in the dictionary…TOUCEPTION – when replacement refs who were fired at by the Lingerie Football League and FootLocker incorrectly call an interception a touchdown.” The Attention Seeking Snitch Kobe Bryant couldn’t handle that he was not the one chosen, so he goes on a rampage and starts bad mouthing all his old teammates. Ummm, didn’t Shaq already school him about acting out? This youngster will never learn. He is throwing a temper tantrum, because no one likes him. If Kobe wants to talk about something, why not start talking about that RAPE CHARGE that he got a few years ago; OJ Simpson asked people to buy the supposedly murder weapon used to kill his wife and her boyfriend for millions of dollars; former Steelers/Fox analyst, Terry Bradshaw, saying that Miami’s Reggie Bush was running like he was chasing a bucket of chicken; gold medalist/soccer great, Hope Solo fiancé, former Seahawk Jerramy Stevens was arrested the day before their wedding for domestic abuse. They appeared in court the next morning and were married that evening; ESPN analyst Parker said that RG3 is not a REAL African American; three-time US Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton who has been a part of an escort service for years. She used a fake name, but told the gentlemen that she serviced she was an Olympian; EVERYONE WHO CRITICIZED GABBY DOUGLAS HAIR; while all of the aforementioned individuals are very deserving, the ultimate Flag On The Play Award for 2012 goes to OH, NO ROMO for playing against his team last night and helping the Redskins clinch a playoff berth! You do not deserve another opportunity to get it right. This was it! Guess what? This flag and the flag for the year belong to you!!! I don’t care about any of your stats. Your stats mean nothing when half of them were thrown to the other team. Where do they do that? I can’t take it anymore. You need more than a flag; you need a PINK SLIP like the Eagles Andy Reid will be receiving in a few minutes. Happy New Year Everyone! The Lord knows Dem Boys need one and a NEW QB!
This week’s Flag On The Play Award is brought to you by the elves that help Santa pack coal in the sleigh – the NHL canceled games until January 14, 2013. Ummmm, did I miss something? Did contract negotiations start up again? Newsflash – you may want to cancel the entire season, because management can’t seem to get it right; MMA fighter Ray Elbe was hospitalized for having a broken private part, after having relations with his girlfriend. The elves said that is some real naughty stuff right there; the NFL fined the Redskins’ R2D2 for wearing Adidas gear during a post-game interview. This has been a warning. Next time the commish will suspend him. Stop this foolishness already! I need you to play on the 30th, so Dem Boys from Dallas can show you how a REAL game is played; the Jets Sexy Rexy decided to get rid of Tebow, bench Sanchez, start the 3rd string McElroy, and talk to the Eagles about getting Michael Vick all in one week. He has been a busy man, but his efforts are for nothing. He will be getting a pink slip in his stocking this year; Pittsburgh’s Big Ben Roethlisberger blames everyone but himself for their loss to the Cowboys. His biggest complaint was against Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley. Well, Big Ben if you think you could do better then do it! Please keep in mind that the team started losing, when you came back. Just saying; this week’s Flag On The Play Award goes to three-time US Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton who has been a part of an escort service for years. She used a fake name, but told the gentlemen that she serviced she was an Olympian. She only came forward with this information because one of the men told the media. She deserves the award for several reasons…if you are going to play the game at least know the rules. What is the purpose of using a fake name? Next, even President Clinton said it was him that Monica was messing with. Unless there is proof keep that to yourself. Now, she is claiming to suffer from all sorts of mental illnesses. Stop this foolishness! There are people out there with real disorders and you are not one. Newsflash – your disorder is called being a freak! Wait, why did the husband know about her happenings and begged her to stop? There is more to this story people! She gives a new meaning to being put on Santa’s Naughty List!
Athletes/Coaches Behaving Badly – so the Jets’ head coach Sexy Rexy Ryan decided to bench Sanchez, skip over Tebow, and play the 3rd string QB. A few things here…what took Ryan so long to make this decision? He should get a pink slip as a Christmas gift! The Jets win came when McElroy was in the game. Seems like a no brainer to me. Then poor Tebow is not having a great holiday season – he was overlooked for the starting position even though he is healthy, then his girlfriend dumps him. Maybe he should try to remember during this time that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, so rejoice in knowing that Jesus is the reason for the season! Even though his professional season isn’t going so well. Then I heard Sanchez may get a pink slip for Christmas, because the Jets are eyeing Michael Vick for next year. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas; so this MMA fighter was hospitalized for having a broken bone. Not from fighting in the ring with an opponent, but from having relations with his girlfriend. I can’t make this up! Ray Elbe competed in the Ultimate Fighter Season 9 match and didn’t have any broken bones, but had relations with his girlfriend and ended up in the hospital with a broken penis. Ummmm, I told you that women are very powerful! I guess he will be giving her a lump of coal in her stocking for Christmas; Please help me understand how you gets fine while not at work? R2D2 also known as RG3 to some people has been fined $10K by the NFL for wearing Adidas gear during a post-game interview. Apparently players can only wear Nike gear, since it was approved by the NFL. You see the commish doesn’t play so stop pissing him off. The Saints are witness to this foolishness. If you keep wearing unapproved gear you will be suspended for a game next or maybe all of next season. While, I am not a fan that is crazy; I know that every investor associated with Brooklyn Nets are asking Santa for a refund or another team for Christmas. They can’t seem to get it together. Maybe they should play the Lakers every game. Just saying! Merry Christmas everyone!
Please add the following people to the list that will receive a stocking full of coal for Christmas – Tigre, a soccer team from Argentina refused to play the second half of a match against Sap Paulo said they were beat and threatened by security officials while in the locker room. They said guns were drawn; Allen Iverson said he should not be blamed for his million dollar house going into foreclosure, instead to blame his ex-wife. He is saying he never agreed to the mortgage terms. Ummmm, I know this is the same person that asked for a list of all the people AI slept with in the divorce, but didn’t he have to sign something in order to get the house? Failure to read the fine print is NOT a defense; NBA referee, Courtney Kirkland thought it would be cool to show off his basketball skills during a Nets game. He tried to block Kris Humphries’ free throw attempt. While many players have blocked Humphries’ shot, Kirkland should stick to calling the game. Hmmmm, I have found the perfect job for T.O. He can be a referee. I guess nowadays everyone wants to try a different professional career. SMH; Saint Joseph decided to suspend their forward Halil Kanacevic for the next 2 games because he gave the Villanova crowd a hand gesture that was not appropriate after losing. Hmmmm, I know a lot of people that should be suspended, including those road rage idiots on the highway; I know a lot of people who were really excited about 12-12-12. Many superstitious people were saying it was a lucky. The Packers even declared it, Aaron Rodgers’ Day in honor of their QB who is number 12. Ummmm, I wonder if Green Bay will rethink that since there was a fire in the stadium that day. Rodgers discount double check must have really paid off yesterday. Just saying…. Seriously though, I am happy no one was harmed!